Friday, February 13, 2009

Why Men Go to Strip Clubs (AWP survey)

One of my friends (Reb Livingston) has an interesting notion about why men go to strip clubs. So, I asked some people at AWP. Here are some answers:

1)--To give away singles.
--To stimulate the economy.
--Because it's there.
--To fill up the pool.
(Frank DePoole, Barn Owl Review)

2)--Bachelor Party
--Bachelor Party
(Matthias Svalina, wit)

3)--To fill my empty hole with sadness
(Sarah Wickline)

--Lather (Loufa ?)
(somewhat coy QAE representatives)

--to laugh
--to hand out buttons
(Ben Engle of Front Porch.)

6)--Because it feels good
--Because they like nudity
--Because it's on the way home
(Bill "The Hawk" of Intell Security. Bill's the guy who checks badges at the entrance to the bookfair. Bill says he was a writer but he quit because, he says,
"I like to eat"

7)--O, Man!
--They're great places to score Meth
--A deep craving for watery overpriced drinks
(Hugh Behm-Steinberg, Eleven Eleven, etc)

8)--To give their money away
--because they've got nothing
--to droop over their beers
(a West Conn. State University Spokeswoman)

9)--lack of sexual experience
--the dirt and the lighting
--in hopes of finding true love
(Noah Falck, elementary school teacher)

10)--they're doing it ironically
--they want to date strippers
(Joseph Hall, the angry reviewer, particle physicist)

--it's by the airport
--because it's hard to pay for sex there
(Dan, a friend of Chris)

and,... Reb Livingston says (loud and often) that men like to go to strip clubs so "they can take it up the ass."


Reb said...

For the official record, I clarified that I had never been to a strip club, but I used my imagination and that's what I like to believe. It is merely my imagined experience -- and I am not dismissing anyone else's strip club experience -- which is I'm sure is valid.

Rauan Klassnik said...

makes sense

Frank (the Colt) said...

This is too funny. It was nice meeting you at AWP Rauan.

Frank (the Colt) said...

This is great Rauan. It was nice meeting you at AWP.

Rauan Klassnik said...

likewise, Frank,... thx for the quote, book in the aisle, yr sense of humor, great calves, etc,....

corporate library said...

Rauan, you had more energy at 9:48 in the a.m. than most of my students on heavy attention deficit pills. I am loving Holy Land. Be in touch.


Rauan Klassnik said...

thx, Noah.... and, yeah, ever since i quit drinking (last halloween) my energy's been like a squirrel....
best :)