1)A nice and crazy woman bought a copy of my book.
Told Geoff Bouvier he was brilliant.
Told me to "fuck off."
Said she was "tired of sucking Paul Muldoon's dick."
(not sure in which order these 4 things happened.)
2) "No one's doing what I'm doing. I'm the most passionate writer here."
3) "If you buy a copy of it I'll draw you a boat."
4) "We're headquartered in Boston. Have offices in Chicago and New York. But we kick ass everywhere."
5) "Reading Holy Land's like getting punched. Reading With Deer's like getting knifed and then pissed on."
6) "She wrote it during an 8-week Ecstasy binge."
7) Reb Livingston (one of the most quotable people I've met):
"I need to coat my throat."
8) "I just wanted to say hello and tell you thanks for doing such a great job with my poems."
9) "Finger or thumb?" (kind of like "Tea or Coffee?")
10) "I'm way too important to talk to you. O, did I say that out loud (followed by a loud burst of fitful cackling laughter)."
11) "He wasn't as much of a prick as I thought he'd be." (Samson Starkweather regarding a well known--a very well known--poet)