The Big Leap

after months of dilly-dallying --- i've made the leap -- i am now Following Taylor Swift on Twitter --- yes, i know, it's a huge move -- & i'm SOOOOO proud of myself -- for the courage -- & the faith -- it's like i've been baptised!! ---

Three

all my Facebook Friends (demonish babies}

I dreamed all my Facebook Friends had just given birth and I was scrolling down Liking every one in a snowball-building swoon of ecstasy. Then I went out for a walk and took a shortcut thru the woods where I was set upon by an insatiable horde of babies snarling and livid and vicious as mad, demonish wolves. But, as they tore chunks out of my calves, quads and buttocks I was, tho, able to snap a few pics which I quickly and gleefully posted. And in just a few moments they’d garnered thousands of Likes and Shares and Shares and weepy RIPs (“goodnight, sweet prince,” etc,) from total but caring and kind-hearted strangers. This, of course, made dying much easier. And then, later, a Friend who came upon my scraps posted a video to Youtube which went absolutely viral. And this helped too because I float about with my head held high and my chest bursting with pride— And all the angels, addicted to their social media, treat me extra special.

Three Hanging

Hot Day w/ Black Things

The King

this guy, in his youth, was called "The Orgasm King"

Rabbit Prancing among the Blue-Eyed Stars

Suicide Clock

Party Face

Sunset W/ Purple Trees